Talk Like a Pirate and Win a Free Mystery!

Ahoy, me hearties! This Saturday is Talk Like a Pirate Day and we’re in the mood to celebrate, yaar! Back in the day pirates were a spontaneous bunch. There weren’t no smart phones, no wi-fi, no GPS nor even clocks. There was the sun and the stars, the cutlass, the crow’s nest and the Jolly Roger. Life was free on the open seas, with no guarantees. So in the spirit of swashbuckling spontaneity and buccaneering adventure we decided
just this minute to have a pirate-y contest.

All you have to do is write us a paragraph in your best pirate speak, on the family-friendly topic of your choice, and send it our way to If you take the time to drop us a line you will be privy to 10% off the mystery of your choice. And for whichever of you landlubbers or salty sea dogs who pens the most pirate-y paragraph of pirate speak, your yarn will be featured in our next newsletter! And you will win yourself one free Treasure Hunt mystery!

So get on with it maties! This contest closes Saturday at midnight, when the sun goes down on Talk Like a Pirate Day for another year.