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Avast ye salty sea dogs, lend me yer ears! It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If ye sorry landlubbers haven’t heard, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. This is fer reals, yar! We’ve been talking like pirates since 1995 when a pair of ol’ chumbuckets by the names o’ John Baur and Mark Summers proclaimed it to be so.
Aye, many say tales o’ hidden booty be naught but lost to the tides o’ time but in the grand adventure known as Treasure Hunt!, young sprogs learn of a fearsome pirate—one who shares yer very own family name, arrr! Each Mail Order Mystery be tailor-made, and discoverin’ a pirate in yer bloodline? Well, that’s the kinda thing a wee buccaneer brags about all across the Seven Seas!
This dread pirate ancestor was the last to clutch your family treasure and it’s up to ye to find it ‘fore them scurvy scallywags and backstabbing bilge rats do! So hoist the sails, raise the anchor, and set yer course for pirate loot!
On yer voyage, ye’ll be uncoverin’ pirate lore, crackin’ codes fit for the crow’s nest, and outwitten’ the most rotten cutthroats to ever swab a deck. Once the treasure be claimed, ye can bet yer young scalliwags be wearin’ their pirate jewels with pride.
So if ye fancy treasure maps and a fine excuse to shout “YARRR!” at unsuspectin’ passersby, then Treasure Hunt be the mystery for ye. It’s a rip-roarin’ high-seas escapade and the perfect way to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties!
Now quit yer squawkin’ and get to plunderin’!